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英語(yǔ)情景劇劇本（一）
開場(chǎng)介紹： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director.
第一幕：人物，趙云 夏侯惇 曹操 蔣干
旁白：就在剛才不久，一個(gè)黑大漢從曹操軍中救出劉備之子劉阿斗，現(xiàn)在正向這里殺過來，他就是張飛！�。。ㄚw云出場(chǎng)）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei.
趙云：no!本人姓趙名云，乃常山子龍也！ no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~
�。ㄚw云從背后拿出一坨布，代表阿斗）
趙云：看！這就是主公的最后一點(diǎn)骨血！劉阿斗！我從火場(chǎng)之中把他救出，而我自己的臉卻早已……唉……化作焦炭�。櫽白詰z狀）look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already …ai ~.
（夏侯敦挺著槍呈貓腰狀殺出）
夏侯敦：小賊，莫跑，要不然我就大開殺戒了（沖到） Children, stop there or i will kill you
�。ㄚw云左手抱阿斗，右手與之搏斗）
趙云：可惡！居然敢偷襲我！fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ??
�。ǘ搜b腔作勢(shì)打斗數(shù)招）
趙云：看我九陰白骨爪！！stop!! wait!!! one two three… nine dark white bone fingers!!
夏侯敦：唔�。ǖ沟兀� oh my gad i'm over
趙云：此地不宜久留，還是快去尋主公�。ㄏ拢﹜eah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~
�。ú懿佟⑹Y干二人上）
曹操：沒想到我們初次出兵便殺得敵人望風(fēng)而逃！真可謂出師未捷身先死。長(zhǎng)使英雄淚滿襟！ I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack.
It reminds me of a poem, "Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful"
蔣干：丞相，您說這話，真不見得怎么吉利。 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said;
�。ú懿匐U(xiǎn)些被地上的夏侯敦絆倒）
曹操：咦？這是誰(shuí)扔的西瓜皮？（轉(zhuǎn)身，看見倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind?
曹操：是夏侯愛卿。難道他又在搞什么行為藝術(shù)？？Do not Xiahou Dun?
Is he engaged in what is called performance art?
（蔣干上前將夏侯敦一頓拍打，二人站起）
曹操：夏侯愛卿為何要在地上裝西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground?
夏侯敦：有一人臉如黑炭 手抱孩子there is a very black people witha baby in his band
蔣干：是敵人的保姆！還帶個(gè)孩子�。�！it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm.
曹操：那你呢？What did you do?
夏侯敦：i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我沖上去與之打斗 打 打 打
曹操：然后呢？What then?
蔣干：丞相，看來是夏侯將軍殺退了敵人！ Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy
夏侯敦：唔唔！（手勢(shì)如下：指指門外，右手作"九"的樣子，隨即作全身發(fā)冷狀，然后指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪擊狀）
曹操：然后呢？ Then what happened?
夏侯敦：no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible
�。ú懿佟⑹Y干二人將夏侯敦拉起）
曹操：如此看來，敵人應(yīng)該還沒有走遠(yuǎn)。咱們乘勝追擊�。ǹ犊疇睿㊣t seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them.
蔣干：有時(shí)候我真的很佩服丞相您這樂觀的心理……（贊同狀） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology ……
夏侯敦：唔！唔唔唔~!（掄起兩拳，作欲與敵人搏斗狀）
（三人下）
第二幕：人物：劉備 張飛 諸葛亮 趙云
�。▌�、張飛、諸葛亮三人上）
旁白：這是的劉備一行人正在軍營(yíng)外觀看敵情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp.
、
�。ㄖT葛亮走在前面，張飛、劉備二人緊跟其后）
諸葛亮：（轉(zhuǎn)頭）主公啊，按理說是您走先啦！（恭敬狀）old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it?
劉備：不啦，軍師您身后有好大塊蔭涼，躲在這里避避暑也不錯(cuò)。No,it's very cool that I stand just behind you,I can avoid summer heat
諸葛亮：（眺望狀）主公，如果我所料不錯(cuò)，現(xiàn)在馬上就要下雨了！liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain!
劉備：先生神算！人所不及！不知先生如何知道將要下雨？great prediction!No one can compare with you!just wonder how do you know it's going to rain?
諸葛亮：首先，天氣預(yù)報(bào)說今天有雨；其次，（以手指前方）看天，那邊有一塊黑云來了！First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming!
�。ㄚw云上）
張飛：哇！那就是子龍啊，想不到這一會(huì)不見子龍就換了個(gè)新桌面��！Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new tabletop without a minute!
�。◤堬w迎上）
張飛：子龍！ long
趙云：翼德救我！ help!!! brother three.
（張飛下）
趙云：主公！云殊死力戰(zhàn)，方保得小主人在此！只是這許久不見啼哭，怕是已經(jīng)……（悲憤狀，取出布包，打開并捧著） boss, i have trid my best to protect the little boss. but it have a long time to hear nothing. i am afraid…
趙云：kao!這小沒良心的，居然還能睡的著！就跟他爹一樣�。� oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father
劉備：咳咳！
（趙云轉(zhuǎn)身面向劉備）
諸葛亮：子龍，不是我說你，你嘴上就是少個(gè)把門兒的，總不能啥實(shí)話都往外說�。�?Zilong,not I tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out!
�。▌渑曋T葛亮，諸葛亮恍如不知，趙云上前，將阿斗遞給劉備，劉備捧著阿斗）
劉備：為了你這倒楣孩子，幾乎損我一員大將��！我還留著你趕什么啊，我摔死你吧！！because of you,I almost lose a brave general!Why do I keep you alive,let me kill you!!（阿斗摔下）
�。ㄚw云上前，對(duì)準(zhǔn)阿斗狂踹數(shù)腳，諸葛亮上前拉住，趙云始終作勢(shì)欲踢，諸葛亮用身體壓住趙云后，走上前去一腳將阿斗踢飛）
旁白：從今以后，阿斗的智力便出現(xiàn)了明顯的發(fā)育遲緩……This is why liu a dou is so foolish that lost his country.
趙云：咦？怎么不見關(guān)二哥呢？ yi ~~ where is brothe two GuanYu?
劉備：二弟昨天為軍師擺下一個(gè)八卦陣去，不過在沖出去撞馬的時(shí)候閃著腰了，現(xiàn)在還在休養(yǎng)呢！：He layout the BaGuaZhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed.
諸葛亮：哎，太糟糕了，看我，多健康，多健壯！告訴他，多喝三鹿奶粉�。ㄗ詰贍睿�！Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more sanlu milk powder!
趙云：就給這孩子喝成這樣兒了�。。。ㄗ呱锨�，撫摸諸葛亮，做憐惜狀） so you drink to be a foolish?
曹操（在臺(tái)下）：啊~!!!（慘烈地）
劉備：難道三弟又重操舊業(yè)了？咱們快去看看！Did zhangfei return to one's former career ?Go to see what happen?
（三人下）
第三幕： 人物 張飛 曹操 夏侯 蔣干 劉備 諸葛亮
旁白：時(shí)間撥回到三分鐘之前，張飛大戰(zhàn)長(zhǎng)坂坡……Go back to three minutes before the time set aside,zhangfei fight with caocao's army on changbanpo
（張飛上，在臺(tái)上轉(zhuǎn)一圈后，如京劇拿柱般亮相，定格）
曹操和蔣干：嘿嘿嘿嘿�。樾χ校�
夏侯敦：唔唔唔唔……（奸笑中）
�。ㄈ思樾ι吓_(tái)）代寫劇本 www.coffbar.com
張飛：哇！火腿腸你回來拉��！ Wa!You, The hot dog, come back !
夏侯敦：我靠，又一個(gè)黑人，黑人都是很牛x的，我怕了… black man come again , Blacks are very powerful,i'm afaid
曹操：閣下是何人，何以竟有如此美妙的聲音！Excuse me. May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have!
張飛：我便是那燕（yān）人張翼德�。ㄒа溃㊣ am Zhang Yide from jingdu! （clenches teeth）
曹操：閹人？？原來只是一個(gè)太監(jiān)……夏侯敦，上去解決他！
You are the so called coward,aren't you?xiahou,beat it!
�。ㄏ暮疃氐皖^貓腰沖出）
夏侯敦：唔！唔~唔！
�。ǘ舜蛟谝黄穑ǘǜ瘢�
蔣干：丞相，這一仗咱們必輸，一會(huì)還有橋斷水倒流呢！快叫夏侯將軍下來吧。 Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call Xiahou general to get down quickly
曹操：你怎么知道？How dou you know it?
蔣干：《真三國(guó)無(wú)雙叁》，長(zhǎng)坂的任務(wù)�。�！ "Really,it is the game's duty of Three countries Unparalleled Three"!!
曹操：干啊，我看你是太沉迷于網(wǎng)絡(luò)游戲了。這樣既浪費(fèi)時(shí)間又上海身體，你還是聽為丞相的一句話吧！珍愛生命，遠(yuǎn)離三俗��！
I think you are too addicted to online games. What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself.
�。◤堬w與夏侯敦二人繼續(xù)，張飛一槍擊中夏侯敦）
夏侯敦：oh my gad i am over again又被打敗了 （蔣干上前將夏侯敦拖回）
曹操：唉，如今這世道變了，太監(jiān)都這么厲害啦！?
Why does that coward become so brave?
張飛：曹賊聽著！今日汝等必不能生過此橋！ cao ,stops talking! Today you all can't pass this bridge with a live one!
曹操：汝休得猖狂！今日要不是我手下典韋身死，許諸拉稀，于禁肺炎，李典麻疹，文聘肝癌，張遼痔瘡，才不會(huì)輸給你！shut up!If general dianwei was still alive,We would not be defeated!
張飛：你手下終究無(wú)人可用！啊，面對(duì)此景次請(qǐng)，我真想賦詩(shī)一首——Nobody may go to battle for you ,Facing this scenery,i really want to sing a song.er, on ……On ……（音樂起）only you ~~~~~only……you……
�。ㄏ暮疃剀S起）
夏侯敦：唔唔唔……（以手捂耳，跑下）
曹操：�。。☉K厲的叫聲，并以手捂耳）
蔣干：�。。☉K厲的叫聲，并以手捂耳）
曹操：這難道就是傳說中的門得爾松的c大調(diào)《鬼叫》協(xié)奏曲！何以如此震撼�。@惶狀）Why is this so shocking!
蔣干：（一手指張飛）快看！丞相！橋斷了！水也開始倒流啦�。。ㄞD(zhuǎn)過身去，以手捂耳） Look, Prime minister! The bridge broke! The water also starts to flow backwards（音效：山崩地裂之聲）
曹操：aaaaaaaaaa（痛苦吐血狀）（定格）
（諸葛亮、劉備、趙云三人上）
諸葛亮：別唱啦！再唱下去就把曹操給唱死啦！Do not sing more,ok?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song!
劉備：三弟快打�。。。ㄒ允治娑㏒top,stop!!（以手捂耳）
張飛：only you ~~~~~only……you……（余音不絕）
劉備：子龍，快把三弟扛回去。Zilong,carry zhangfei back quickly.
趙云：好的！ ok
�。ㄚw云上前，以手捂住張飛的嘴，扛走，張飛依舊唱個(gè)不停）
�。◤堬w、趙云二人下）
旁白：從此以后有一首歌傳唱至今 經(jīng)久不衰，叫做：only you~~~~ since then, a song become very very famous.The name is
《Only You》。（歌聲再次響起，眾人謝幕~~）。
英語(yǔ)情景劇劇本（二）
N--- narrator, MP--- Mother pig , FP--- first pig, SP--- Second pig, TP--- Third pig, M---man
N: Once upon a time there was a mother pig who had three little pigs. The three little pigs grew so big that their mother said to them.
MP: You are too big to live here any longer. You must go and build houses for yourselves. But take care that the wolf does not catch you.
以前有一只豬媽媽和她的三只小豬住在一起�？催@三只小豬一天天長(zhǎng)大，他們的房子對(duì)他們來說已經(jīng)太小了。豬媽媽就對(duì)小豬們說："你們長(zhǎng)大了，這個(gè)房子已經(jīng)住不下了。你們要為自己建造房子，但是要堅(jiān)固的可以保護(hù)你們不被狼抓住。"
FP/SP/TP: Yes, Mum. We will take care that the wolf does not catch us.
三只小豬說道："是的，媽媽，我們不會(huì)讓狼抓住我們的！"
N:The three little pigs set off. （三只小豬唱歌）
N:Soon they met a man who was carrying some straw.
FP: Please will please give me some straw? I want to build a house for myself.
M: Yes, of course. Here you are.
很快他們?cè)诼飞嫌龅搅艘粋�(gè)背著稻草的人。第一只小豬說道："先生，可以給我一些你的稻草嗎？我要用來造我自己的房子！""當(dāng)然",那人回答，并且給了一些稻草給第一只小豬。
N: Then the first pig build himself a house of straw. He was very pleased with his house.
FP: Now the wolf won’t catch me and eat me.
SP: I shall build a stronger house than yours.
TP: I shall build a stronger house than yours, too.
然后第一只小豬造了他的稻草房子，他對(duì)他的房子很滿意。他說："現(xiàn)在，狼就不會(huì)抓到我啦。"第二只小豬說："我要造一個(gè)比你更堅(jiān)固的房子。" 第三只小豬說："我也要造一個(gè)比你更堅(jiān)固的房子。"
N: The second little pig and the third little pig went on along the road. Soon they met a man who was carrying some sticks.
SP: Please will please give me some sticks? I want to build a house for myself.
M: Yes, of course. Here you are.
第二只小豬和第三只小豬繼續(xù)上路，很快地，他們遇到了一個(gè)背著木材的人。第二只小豬說道："先生，可以給我一些你的木材嗎？我要用來造我自己的房子！""當(dāng)然",那人回答，并且給了一些木材給第二只小豬。
N: Then the second pig build himself a house of sticks. He was very pleased with his house.
SP: Now the wolf won’t catch me and eat me.
TP: I shall build a stronger house than yours.
然后第二只小豬造了他的木頭房子，他對(duì)他的房子很滿意。他說："現(xiàn)在，狼就不會(huì)抓到我啦。"第三只小豬說："我要造一個(gè)比你更堅(jiān)固的房子。"
N: The third little pig walked on ,along the road, by himself. Soon he met a man carrying some bricks.
TP: Please will you give me some bricks? I want to build a house for myself.
M: Yes, of course. Here you are.
第三只小豬繼續(xù)沿著路走著，很快的，他遇到了一個(gè)背著磚塊的人。 小豬說："先生，可以給我一些你的磚塊嗎？我要用來造自
己的房子！"當(dāng)然", 那人回答，并且給了小豬一些磚塊。
N:Then the third little pig built himself a house of bricks. It took him a long time to build it, for it was a very strong house. The third little pig was very pleased with his house.
TP: Now the wolf won’t catch me and eat me.
然后，第三只小豬花了好長(zhǎng)時(shí)間，終于造好了自己的磚頭房子，它是非常結(jié)實(shí)的。第三只小豬對(duì)自己的房子很滿意，他說："現(xiàn)在，只要我在房子里面，狼就不要想抓到我。"
N: The next day the wolf came along the road. He came to the house of straw which the first pig had built. The wolf knocked on the door and said,
W: Little pig, little pig, let me come in.
第二天，狼從這條路上走來，到了第一只小豬的房子。狼敲了敲門說："小豬小豬，讓我進(jìn)去。"
FP: No, no, by the hair of my chinny chin chin, I will not let you come in.
W: Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in.
N: So he huffed and puffed and he huffed and puffed. The house of straw fell down.
小豬說："不不， 我不會(huì)讓你進(jìn)來的！"狼說："那樣的話， 我會(huì)把你的房子吹掉~!"接著，狼開始深深吸了一口氣，一口氣把稻草房子給吹倒了。
FP:Oh, no, no. Help, help! （ The first pig ran into the second pig’s house.）
N: The next day the wolf walked further along the road. He came to the house of sticks which the second little pig had built. The wolf knocked on the door and said,
W: Little pig, little pig, let me come in.
第三天， 狼繼續(xù)昨天的路， 到了第二只小豬的房子。 狼敲了敲門說："小豬小豬，讓我進(jìn)去。"
SP:No, no, by the hair of my chinny chin chin, I will not let you come in.
W: Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in.
N: So he huffed and puffed and he huffed and puffed. The house of sticks fell down.
小豬說："不不， 我不會(huì)讓你進(jìn)來的！"狼說："那樣的話， 我會(huì)把你的房子吹掉~!"接著，狼開始深深吸了一口氣，一口氣把木頭房子給吹倒了。
SP:Oh, no, no. Help, help! （ The first pig and the second pig ran to the third pig’s house.）
N: The next day the wolf walked further along the road. He came to the house of bricks which the third little pig had built. The wolf knocked on the door and said,
W: Little pig, little pig, let me come in.
第四天， 狼繼續(xù)昨天的路， 到了第三只小豬的房子。 狼敲了敲門說："小豬小豬，讓我進(jìn)去。"
TP:No, no, by the hair of my chinny chin chin, I will not let you come in.
W: Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in.
N: So he huffed and puffed and he huffed and puffed. But the house of bricks didn’t fall down.
小豬說："不不， 我用我的豬毛起誓，我不會(huì)讓你進(jìn)來的！"狼說："那樣的話， 我會(huì)把你的房子吹掉~!"接著，狼開始深深吸了一口氣，大力地吹著磚頭房子，但是怎么都吹不倒。
N: The wolf was very angry. But he pretended not to be. （狼很生氣，但是他裝作沒事。）
W: This is a clever little pig. If I want to catch him I must pretend to be his friend. （So the wolf said,） Little pig, if you will be ready at six o’clock in the morning, I will take you to Farmer Smith’s field. We shall find some nice carrots for dinner.
"這是一只聰明的小豬，如果我要吃他一定要裝作是他的朋友。"所以狼說："小豬，如果你明天早上6點(diǎn)起來，我就帶你去史密斯田里拔一些蘿卜當(dāng)作晚餐。"
PS: Very well.
N: But the third little pig was a clever little pig. The next morning he set off at 5 o’clock and filled his basket with carrots. Then he hurried home before 6 o’clock.
"好啊，"小豬回答。但是第三只小豬很聰明，第二天早上他5點(diǎn)就出發(fā)了，拔了一籃子蘿卜然后趕在六點(diǎn)前回家了。
N: At six o’clock, the wolf knocked on the little pig’s door.
W: Are you ready, little pig?
PS: Oh! I have been to Farmer Smith’s field. I filled my basket with carrots and I am cooking my dinner.
六點(diǎn)的時(shí)候狼來敲門："小豬，你準(zhǔn)備好了嗎？"小豬回答："我已經(jīng)去過史密斯地里了，還拔了一籃子蘿卜，現(xiàn)在我正煮著它們呢。"
N: The wolf was very angry. But he pretended not to be. （狼很生氣，但是他裝作沒事。）
W: Little pig, if you will be ready at five o’clock in the morning, I will take you to Farmer Brown’s apple tree. We shall find some red apples.
狼說："小豬，如果你明天早上5點(diǎn)起來，我就帶你去布朗家的蘋果樹上摘紅些蘋果。"
PS: Very well.
N: The next morning the little pigs set off at 4 o’clock. He found the apple tree. He was picking apples when the wolf came along.
"好啊，"小豬回答。第三只小豬很聰明，第二天早上4點(diǎn)就出發(fā)了，他正在摘蘋果的時(shí)候狼來了。
W: Aha~~, my dear little pigs!
PS: These are fine apples, Mr. Wolf. I’ll throw you one.
W: Oh, my god.
PS: Haha, goodbye, Mr. Wolf.
"哈哈，我親愛的小豬們！"
"這些都是很不錯(cuò)的蘋果哦，狼先生！我給你扔一個(gè)！"
"噢，我的天啊"
"再見了，狼先生！"
W: Little pig! I am going to eat you up. I am going to climb down your chimney to get you.
N: The little pigs put a big pot of water on the fire to boil. The wolf climbed on the roof and then he began to come down the chimney.
W: Oh, no! Help! Help!
N: The wolf fell into the hot water and died.
PS: <sing a song>
狼說道："小豬，我現(xiàn)在要吃掉你們。我要從你的煙囪爬下去抓你們。"小豬們燒開了一鍋水等著。狼爬到屋頂，開始從煙囪往下跳，這時(shí)候，狼掉進(jìn)了燒開的水里面被燙死了，這就是狼的結(jié)局。
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英語(yǔ)情景劇劇本（三）
人物
Bunny Cheng: Bunny Chen
Eliza Lin: Daughter
Celine Tu: Reporter et Aside
Sano Hsieh: Small gangster（小流氓）
Trent Cheng: Big gangster（大流氓）
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SCENE I
A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.
Mom: Hello~
Caller: （A boy is crying.） Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.
Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son!!! Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!
The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…
Mom: Hello~
Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?
Mom: （I recognize the voice.） You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.
Caller: Really? Listen to this.（A girl is crying on the phone, "mom, help me~ help me~）
Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? （Hang up the phone more angrier.）
But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…
Mom: Eliza~
Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?
Mom: Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home.
Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.
SCENE II英語(yǔ)劇本大全ww.
Because the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.
The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.
The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.
Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! （The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head）
Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.
At this moment, the girl appears.
Small gangster: （Check the picture.） Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her?
Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.
Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!
Big gangster: （Hitting the small gangster’s head again.） Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move!
Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!!
Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor?
Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?
Small gangster: （Murmuring） This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.
Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said.
Eliza: Never mind!
Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there?
Eliza: Oh… you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.
Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And…
Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.
Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.
Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.
Big gangster: It’s too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~
Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.
Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go!
Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl.
Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.
Eliza goes with the gangsters.
In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, "Don’t move!" Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.
Eliza: What are you doing#from 《正義必勝》5人搞笑英語(yǔ)話劇劇本來自學(xué)優(yōu)網(wǎng)http://www.gkstk.com/ end#?
Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!
Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared.
Small gangster: （Talk to the big gangster.） Did you hear that, she is scared?
Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional.
Eliza: Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!
Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy!
Eliza keeps crying.
Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!
Big gangster: （Hit the small gangster angrily!） Idiot! I have a stupid partner. （Disappointed）
Eliza: I agree! （Nod head.）
Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.
Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you.
SCENE III
Mother is preparing dinner.
Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up!
No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong.
Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me! It’s not funny. I’m hungry.
As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.
Mom: Hello~ this is Anderson. I’m busy finding my daughter. Don’t bother me!
Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here.
Mom: Good job! Tell her it’s time for dinner. I’m hungry!
Big gangster: Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson!
Mom: Hey! Buddy! Don’t trick me!
Big gangster: Sure! Listen! （The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.）
Eliza: Hello! Mom! I’m here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop.
The gangster takes the phone away.
Big gangster: Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner. You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.
Mom: Too expensive! 20% off.
Big gangster: Are you buying clothes?
Mom: Bargain is my hobby.
Big gangster: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. And remember don’t call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake.
Mom: O.K. See you then!
At Tunghai Lake. The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry. At this time, the mother is coming.
Mom: Ha! （Mom shouts.）
The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor.
Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Who’s there?
Mom: It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife. Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.
Eliza: Hi! Mom, I’m here. Do you want to come here to eat fish?
Big gangster: Where is the ransom?
Mom: Release my daughter first!
Big gangster: Give me the ransom first!
Mom: No way!
And the battle begins.
Mom: Justice is always the winner.
Eliza: Oh~ Yeah! Mom, you win!
Celine: Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline.
Celine: I am at Tunghai Lake. Earlier, there was a violent fighting. A watermelon knife V.S. A B.B.Q. fork. According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter. And the mother won. Now, let’s interview the persons involved.
Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society?
Small gangster: I……
Celine: I…… I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? （Turn to the big gangster.）
Big gangster: None of your business. （Run to the wall.） Leave me alone.
Eliza: Me! Me!
Celine: What do you want to say?
Eliza: Uh…My mom is so cool. She came to save me!
Mom: My turn. My turn.
Celine: O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight?
Mom: Well……
Celine: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle.
Mom: Yes. And the gangsters…
Celine: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.
Mom: Right. And they…
Celine: They want to trick you, but…
Mom: But… enough. I’m hungry. I want to go home with my daughter.
Celine: Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam and be skeptical about it. The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment. A little doubt can protect you. Second, verify the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to the police. And don’t deal with the villains on your own. One phone call will often expose a trap quickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol. I want to keep her sign. This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.
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