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英文簡歷中的致命錯誤
日子如同白駒過隙,眼見著,找工作的時間馬上到來,這時一份好的簡歷可以起到很好的作用哦。簡歷要怎么寫?想必這讓大家都很苦惱吧,以下是小編為大家收集的英文簡歷中的致命錯誤,希望能夠幫助到大家。
"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."
"Qualifications: No educationorexperience."
"I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."
"my compensation should be at least equal to my age."
"Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEc."
"Fired because I fought for lower pay."
"Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65" .
"Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."
"Reason for Leaving: my boss said the end of the world is near."
"Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately."
"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."
"Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."
"I am a rabid typist."
"work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."
"After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to
pursue a new line of work."
"Accounting cleric."
"As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments."
"Suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments."
"Suspected to graduate early next year."
"disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."
"Proven ability to track down and correct erors."
"Accomplishments: oversight of entire department."
"Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."
"Accomplishments: completed 11 years of high school."
"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."
"Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.)
"But wait...theres more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."
"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
"my fortune cookie said, Your next interview will result in a job-and I like your company in particular."
"Title: Another resume from the Profiles in Excellence series."
"Also Known As: mr. Productivity, mr. clever, mr.Fix-it."
"Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks."
"Lets meet so you can ooh and ahh over my experience."
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